John Hemming MP’s Poetry Corner

Readers will remember that just before the terrible events of July 7th millionaire Lib Dem MP John Hemming had promised to write us a poem.

After 7/7 he rightly said that it was not the time for humour and that we would have to wait a while for his poem. We have waited and we think the time is now right for Mr Hemming to put a smile on the faces of our readers. John, the nation awaits a masterpiece.